|Posted on Fri Dec 09, 2005 06:52:14|| |
Says "herbs" when others say "'erbs"
And "heir" when others say "'eir"
And thought himself well-spoken,
When he overaspirates,
Like his mother and her parents,
And his uncle, recently free.
Being sent to Syria,
Was a relief to everyone's ears.
The roaring wind became a gentle breeze,
And they feared no more the heavy aitch.
But, alas, the dreaded news:
Since his arrival,
The Hionian Hurricane blows strong!